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function GI_disclaimers()
{};

var GI_disclaimers = new GI_disclaimers();

// Set the number of text strings to zero to start
var GI_disclaimers_number = 0;

// Incremental list of all possible Text

GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is damned odd, isn't it?";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "caution: fuzziness abounds";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "persecutors will be violated";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "contains emotional nudity";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "wafting rogue puffs of weirdness probable";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "laws of space and time may be changed without notice";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "doesn't necessarily represent the opinions of the general dancing public, or devotees of fashion or style";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "Snuggle, rinse, repeat";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "breaking seal constitutes acceptance of terms";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "breaking seal constitutes acceptance of terms";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "trained pervert on closed course -- do not attempt";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "contains no artificial color or flavoring";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "not liable for creative confusion";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "may contain traces of peanut residue";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "not suitable for pet therapy";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "never place on lap while driving, scalding may occur";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "not for use on cats";
GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_number++] =  "no animals were harmed in the warping of my psyche";


// Create a random number with limits based on the number
// of possible random text strings
var GI_disclaimers_random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * GI_disclaimers_number);

// Write out the random text to the browser
document.write(GI_disclaimers[GI_disclaimers_random_number]);

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